Who Is The Worst Tennis Commentator On Television?
Unfortunately, since the TSN sports network’s Australian Open feed is from the American sports channel ESPN, the commentary sucks. ESPN has the worst tennis commentators in professional sports.
Mary “has been” Carillo, and Patrick “untalented” McEnroe, talk too much during the points.
It is hilarious the obvious “nepotism” at ESPN television.
Carillo and Patrick McEnroe are only tennis commentators because of their connection to John McEnroe.
I think it is disgusting that Carillo and McEnroe are tennis commentators when they were terrible tennis players.
Mary Carillo is a friend of the McEnroe family, she was also a horrible tennis player. Carillo managed to win one grand slam in mixed doubles with John McEnroe at the 1977 French Open. Carillo was a horrible professional tennis player her highest ranking was number thirty three in the world. Carillo’s bias against the Williams Sisters is so disgusting and racist. Carillo never gives Venus and Serena the credit they deserve. Venus and Serena are the only American players that are still winning grand slam events.
For instance, At the 2007 Australian Open all Carillo complained about was Serena’s weight.
However, when Serena won the Australian Open two years ago Carillo was silent. Carillo has also been vocal critic of the Williams Sisters for the past decade. Venus and Serena are the only female players of their generation that are still grand slam contenders.
Hingis, Davenport, Clijsters, Henin, Capriati, Seles are all gone they have retired or are not active on the WTA Tour.
I am shocked more people do not complain to ESPN television about her unprofessional commentary.
Carillo has also made some callous comments about Roger Federer. Remember Roger is a European and not American so Carillo is just bitter.
I guess it must really upset Carillo that the current generation of American male tennis players are just not good enough. Since Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi have retired from men’s tennis the American men have been passed by the Europeans.
Carillo also has a propensity to have harsh words for women’s tennis in general she says a lot of negative comments about the women’s game.
When is Carillo going to come out of the closet and declare she is a lesbian? Carillo tries to act like she’s a “jock”, she is just a very masculine butch lesbian.
Patrick McEnroe is only a tennis commentator due to nepotism, since his brother John McEnroe is a seven time grand slam champion. What has Patrick ever accomplished on the tennis court? Patrick is John’s younger brother he is not a champion and he is also a horrible commentator.
McEnroe hypes the American player Andy Roddick even though Roddick has not won a grand slam since September 2003. Does ESPN pay Patrick to exaggerate Roddick’s abilities? Roddick is all serve and that’s it. It is obvious Roddick is not one the elite players in men’s tennis. Roddick is in the lower half of the top ten because the top players are simply so much better then he is. However, Patrick McEnroe will not acknowledge the obvious that Roddick is just not a factor. ESPN television also hypes up James Blake he has never reached a grand slam semifinal in his entire career.
Link to complain to ESPN Television:
I request any Tennis commentators to please let your commentators, (particularly who covered last nights long game) know the real pronunciation of Rafael Nadal’ name:
Raf – iyal is not correct – Rafa – el is correct
and
Na – doll is not correct – Na – Daal is correct
Commentators must pronounce the names correctly – it is important. If you do not know who makes this mistake, I will send you the name but I believe you should know.
Thank you
Dick Enberg! he says “NaDOLL” ALL the time. It’s annoying! He’s be t this for years! You’d think he would take the time to learn the #2 player’s name! Pathetic!
Thanks for the article! As I watched the Australian Open I find myself repeating “Oh Shut Up!” Whenever Mary Carillo or Mary Jo Fernandez makes those comments. It really drove me crazy when Mary Carillo said that they need to concentrate only on tennis and how ’she’ wants them to be #1 in the world. . .I feel like it’s their career not hers. She had her career and only got as far as a 33 ranking. 33??????? That’s bananas!!! Why is she even a commentator? What right does she have to criticize anybody?
On a lighter note. . . I love Serena’s commerical how she’s planning to stay through Saturday!!!! THAT’S SO HOT!!!!!
I agree Lamonte, Mary Carillo is the worst tennis commentator ever! Carillo wasn’t even a good tennis player she didn’t even make it to the top 20 or the top 10 yet this lady thinks she is a tennis expert.
I don’t know about the past, but Carillo was all good doing the Aussie final today. Fowler was annoying me. Carillo can’t state her opinion that she wants to see Serena at the top of her tennis game? She’s not telling her what to do. It’s an opinion. Fowler knows even less about tennis and he is sitting there looking all smug and talking like a fool. Go Serena go!! You can rule the tennis world and anywhere else you want too!! Please get rid of Fowler, not Carillo. I’m not saying Carillo is a great commentator or anything. I haven’t watched her that much.
I agree. I listened to Mary Carillo during the last Australian Open 2009 women’s final and I found her comments about women and women’s tennis as well Serena Williams to be out of line!
Her comments had nothing to do with the sport.
I feel her comments are connected with her pent up anger and frustration which she has toward herself.
She accused her fellow commentator of trying to get her in “trouble”. He forced her to face her own nasty truth and only at that time did she began to back peddle her comments.
I can’t stand her bias toward women’s tennis and her nasty comments about the Williams’ sisters.
These women work very hard and I am proud of all the women who play this sport.
Carillo is the one lowering the sport by having like a whiny, b*****, back biting female.
I agree, Mary Carillo would not let up on complaining about Serena’s commitment level to tennis during the women’s Australian final. Who cares what Serena does with her time, she won didn’t she? I personally can’t stand Carillo and think she is way too critical of the players (especially women). It makes me not want to watch tennis, or any other sports broadcast, if she is commentating.
What’s up with Mary Carillo at the Australian Open???????????? Is she in love with Serena Williams or what??? Chris tried to give her an out but she just kept on going and going about the off court talents of the sisters. Please Mary, they are gifted athletes but it really stops there. No need to go on and on. I turned the TV off because I couldn’t stand it any longer….just stick to the tennis PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE. denny
I heard a rumour that Mary Carillo is a butch lesbian. I wouldn’t be surprised if Carillo is a butch because it does appear she is obsessed with Serena. Carillo was never a good tennis player and it just seems like she wants to live her own tennis fantasies through Serena Williams. I thought Carillo’s rant during the Australian Open final was weird. I wonder when will ESPN television fire Mary Carillo? If people want to complain about Carillo they should contact ESPN.
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What a small crass person you must be. Why don’t you put a photo of yourself out for everyone to judge? Are you some kind of supermodel/stud? So perfect that the rest of us are beneath you? It seems that Mary isn’t as obsessed with Serena as you are with Mary. Get a life and some knowledge, people like you are what make the web really gross.
Obviously you don’t live in the real world because if you bothered to listen to Mary Carillo you would know this woman is a quack. Carillo is beyond unprofessional she is a disgusting human being.
“Raf – iyal is not correct – Rafa – el is correct
and
Na – doll is not correct – Na – Daal is correct”
I thought of the same thing and told my wife how DICK ENBERG was pronouncing Rafa’s name, damnit is it so hard to learn a name?
you know what? fuck off. seriously fuck off. carillo is the best one out there and you’re clearly a moron. fucker.
Just because Carillo takes a vested interest in seeing the US women do well, she should shut up? What’s wrong with expressing real, honest opinion? Why should she pussyfoot around with her opinions about the condition of women’s tennis today? And what, tell me, does her sexuality have to do at all with anything pertaining to tennis? Shut the hell up.
Carillo is entitled her opinion but she wasn’t even that good a tennis player. Carillo’s opinions are pathetic because she wasn’t even a champion. I think it’s a joke that this untalented quack Mary Carillo is even a tennis commentator. Carillo’s highest rank was number thirty three in the world. Carillo isn’t a tennis champion and her comments about certain players are toxic and disgusting.
Here is just one of the definitions of sexism. Equal pay for equal work. When the female tennis players recieve the same pay as the men do while doing, at most, 2/3 of the work, that is sexism. When a womens final takes less than an hour to complete and the paticipants are exhausted, that is a travisty. Mary Carillo couldn’t be more correct.
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I am watching Dent Taylor vs R Federer, I understand Taylor is a turnaround player (probably of the year) coming back from his injury and wish him best. Anyway, can someone tell Mary Carillo to shut the f up? When you try to pitch Dent vs Federer, sure RF has had a poor showing in 2008 and early 2009, but do not forget he is #2 for a reason and he is the BEST TENNIS PLAYER of ALL TIME regardless of what all the American commentators might want to say or believe. RF is playing with Dent (literally) if he wanted to finish off this match, he would probably do it 60 60, the way he is playing he is really practicing in an easy match for him.
So shut the f up and give credit to Taylor for coming back from his injury but do not take away anything from RF, he is a great player and an even better spokesman Tennis ever had. If I were to look around for who I would like my kids to use a role models that list would be RF, Nadal, Gulbis, Ferrer, Andy Roddick (from the current players), and RF, Nadal, Agassi, Borg, Lendl in the order listed.
RF – Great player, great human.
Nadal – Great player, persistent competitor.
Agassi – Great player, greatest comeback story. Believer.
Borg – Great player, great human.
Lendl – Hardest worker, most disciplined, great player.
I am shaking my head at this absurd criticism.
Carillo is a class act, and both Macs are the best commenattors the sport has seen (or heard) in decades. In fact, Cliff Drysdale is pretty damn good too.
By contrast, the B- players they find to call the matches on TSN leave a lot to be desired.
Carillo is not a class act she’s an extremely unprofessional, obnoxious, and disgusting human being.
Carillo a class act? The only thing Carillo and ‘Class’ have in common is the letter ‘C’.
Who gives a damn what kind of a tennis commentator she is or if she was ever a good player or whether she’s straight or gay? Carillo is a beautiful woman who has Lena Horne’s dark, flashing eyes, and that’s good enough for me!
THREE WORST -
I strongly suggest that Brad Gilbert go back to high school to study grammar. He should also learn how to pronounce foreign names – especially French! He (and others) have massacred names such as Simon and Mathieu. I have watched (not listened) to matches he commentates on because he also TALKS TOO DARNED MUCH!
Justin Gimblestob (sp?) also TALKS TOO DARNED MUCH!
Cliff Drysdale’s comments are very often annoying and redundant.
I’m watching the first round of the 2009 US Open now, while contemplating all of the remarks above about the various commentators.
In general, all of them talk too much. Shut up and let us enjoy the matches.
To the players, especially the women, STOP the grunting/shrieking. It adds nothing to the game and in my opinion, detracts from it. It seems unsportsperson-like to suddenly start shrieking, or start shrieking more loudly during the most critical points of a game or match.
Regarding the Williams sisters: Where to start. Certainly the best players in the U.S., even when not playing regularly. What does this say about the rest of the American women, or the rest of the top women players in the world?
Regarding Serena’s weight: Yes, she looks bigger than she did years ago. Yet she’s still a formidable opponent. One would think that if she starts losing on a regular basis, she will either retire or improve her fitness. If this “weight discussion” were about a guy on the men’s tour, the discussion wouldn’t last very long because the guy wouldn’t last very long.
Mary Carillo should be ashamed! Her snotty comments about Bulgaria are embarassing to all. Pironkova is on the court trying her best. To be making small talk and rude comments about her country and countrymen just shows the lack of depth Carillo has a commentator. Can’t she come up with something positive to say?? Take her off TV. I’m tired of her snide attitude. It’s not as if she were any great shakes on the court.
Yes I heard Carillo’s comment about Bulgarian sports it was so offensive. Well ESPN TV viewers KNOW what to do. I posted a link to ESPN television for people to complain to the network about Carillo and the other commentators.
Why nobody mentioned Brad Gilbert? In my view he is the most obnoxious SOB ever. Why does he try be funny and denigrating at the same time? It is so annoying to hear him coming as a complete dumb-ass. I wonder if there is way to let ESPN or him know that a little respect toward foreign tennis players goes o long way.
patrick and cliff are the best. john and patrick work well together. d. cahill is also one of the bests.
I suggest if commentators must speak, they introduce the subject of the sentence at the beginning of the sentence. I wish they would all just be quiet- let us hear the match- let us hear the ball strike- let us hear the chair umpire. WE ARE WATCHING TENNIS HERE!
Her commenting is ok, not great. But that cougar comment during the Oudin-Sharapova match set her back. Very tasteless. Almost worse than McEnroe, except he has a large volume of work.
I disagree. Mary Jo Fernandez is the worst! Mary Carillo just talked about What Mary Jo needs to ask the Willimas sister during an interview to get an answer. Well the answer is quite simple. Mary Jo needs to stip being so biased.
She has no business commentating at all, since she come to the air waves with a HUGE conflict of interest.
Her husband being an agent to so many on the tour and he bias toward the players that he does not represent, is obvious, which is why Venus & Serena give her the deserved cold shoulder.
Mary Jo Fernandez should be fired.
Mary Carillo has surpassed Bud Collins as the worst tennis commentator! The reason is simple: SHE TALKS WHILE THE BALL IS IN PLAY! I tune in tennis to watch the players play – not listen to commentators. As such, she does not understand her function, which is ancillary. Perhaps she thinks her comments are more important than the tennis? Wow! Jan
The McEnroe brothers + Mr. Brad Gilbert are the worst commentators. They talk and talk and talk and talk and talk a little bit more and talk again. I watch the games without volume. I press the MUTE button. Can somebody from ESPN apply un bandaid over their mouth especially Mr.Gilbert? The most professional commentator at ESPN-tennis is Darren Cahill. No wonder Agassi kicked Mr. BIG MOUTH out and replaced him with DARREN CAHILL.
John McEnroe made some comment about Oudin being the only AMERICAN left, hmmmm, I guess African-Americans are not lAmericans. I am tired of the hype, and I am tired of the lop-sided support given to Oudin and Kim. Remember, Serena is and has always been an American. Let Oudin win something first before they compare her to Serena or Venus. I was embarrassed to be an American, especially this week of all weeks, when the crowd rooted against Venus.
i agree i think they need to apologise to all americans players, and learn the names of players and to pronounce them , it is their job!!
Martina Navratilova is a much better commentator than Carillo. Martina has wonderful insights and a quick wit too. I iked Tracy Austin too, though can’t remember what network she worked for. She didn’t talk over the action and pointed out interesting things.
Mary Carillo’s obviously does not like the Williams sisters and quite frankly she makes watching any tennis match she is working on almost unbearable to watch. Her reactions to anything that Venus and especially Serena does is personal and always attacking. Ms. Carillo Grown the hell up!!
Allison, I agree when Carillo said Serena should be “suspended” I was just not surprised. I think Serena should be fined but definitely not suspended. Carillo is a horrible tennis commentator and the number one hater of Venus and Serena. Carillo’s unprofessionalism is so disgusting and just plain pathetic.
This is the same Mary Carillo that sits next to John McEnroe who was slightly combative in his time, and has the nerve to berate Serena Williams. She was also the mouth that suggested that Martina Navratalova was an abomination and would do irreparable harm o the Ladies Tour for coming out. What a phony b…h.
SO does anyone else think it’s strange that Mary Carillo is a sexist lesbian? It’s seems like a contradiction but ok, whatever Mary. Let’s have tea and watch Ellen together. It will be great. I so want to be a frustrated 1950’s lesbian with you. Sounds super cool.
Don’t insut lesbians by calling Mary Carillo one of them. Mary’s behavior is an embarassment to all humanity.
Mary Carillo should be fired. Don’t want to hear her personal views regarding Serena. It seems TOO personal instead of objective as she should be. It makes me wonder if there’s a racial undertone. Let it go ALREADY!
I agree Carillo has an axe to grind against Serena so her comments are disingenious. I suggest people complain to ESPN television if they want to complain about Carillo.
She is such a hateful person and she has a personal vendetta that masculine butch lesbian is just a hater and a racist. I wasn’t surprised when Carillo said Serena should be “suspended”. Of course, Carillo wants Serena out of the game because she doesn’t want Serena to win the SLAMS. Carillo knows Serena is the best player of her generation.
Any one that thinks the William sisters arent hateful, arrogant and selfish can not reason. They should be suspended not fined. A 10 thousand dollar fine to them is like a .50 cent fine to someone making 100 thousand dollars a year and is not even a slap on the wrist. The reason she was calm in the interview is because getting kicked off the court gave her the way out that she needed so that she could could say she didnt get her butt kicked in the match. She contradicted herself 10 time saying she didnt play her best tennis and then saying she did her best and then I could of played better, I didnt play my “A” game, I always do everything 200%. She said she had more errors in that match than the entire tournament. Thats because Clijster ran your butt all over the court. She never gives her opponants credit for beating her its always ” I gave it too her” Justine Hennin beat her when Justine was number one in the world and she said Justine got lucky.
First off, Venus has NOTHING to do with this. So why are you saying the “Williams Sisters” should be suspended? Your statement makes no sense. Venus has always been classy and professional on the court.
I agree that Serena’s behaviour on the court was totally unprofessional and unacceptabole. I also agree Serena should be fined and she has been fined. However, I notice you don’t mention ANDY RODDICK? Roddick is far worse then Serena he consistently has been petulant with the chair umpire and lines people cursing up a storm. So Roddick gets’a free pass because he is a white male? Give me a break! Roddick has said WORSE THINGS to lines people but I don’t recall the press wanting to burn him at the stake! The venom the press have against Serena is totally out of line and there are definitely racial undertones to this.
She said if the line judge called a foot fault then she must of seen her foot fault and shes not going to knock her for that because she was only doing her job.
YOUR NOT GOING TO KNOCK HER FOR THAT!!! you waved your racket over her head and threatened to shove the ball down her thoat and kill her. Serena you were asked in your interview what you said to the girl and you said, you dont think its neccessary and you let it go, and your trying to move on. Well you know what? you would love that wouldnt you, we are not going to forget about it, we want you to pay. And you didnt think the girl should of felt threatened because you have never been in a fight in your life? How would the line judge know that? She hasnt been with you your whole life and your lieing your butt off you know dang well you’ve been in hundreds of fights.
what is this “we want you to pay” isnt that what the fine is for? how else would everyone like her to “pay”? This entire issue is being blown way out of proportion and only because it’s Serena…
I consider my self a fan of the sport of TENNIS period but it was the William sisters that touch inspired me, through them I’ve come to respect & deeply LOVE the game of Tennis.
My question to Mary Carillo, Mary Jo Fernandez & to all the other haters Serena Williams’s bashers:
HE WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE..?!!
Mary Carillo, MARY JO & OTHERS THAT IF or when, WE … if you’re Honest with yourselves… LOOK BACK; RESEARCH YOUR HISTORY of YOUR CARREER& FIND… THAT IT’S BLEMISHED WITH THINGS THAT YOU WOULD NOT WANT to be reminded of would’ve or Relived over& over of again. Would you have liked OTHERS TO KNOW OR SPEAK ill- willed of?! CERTAINLY YES INDEED!
THERE ARE THINGS YOU’VE SAID or have made bad life choices IF YOU HAD A CHANCE YOU’D CORRECT, You seem to forget you have kids who have to grow up as well can you say with certainty my kids would never say or do that…?!, SO TELL ME WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO crucify & condemn a Young Woman whom haven’t lived as long as you, With NO possible chance mercy, of forgiveness? Is this what YOU teach YOUR Kids..?
OUR great country was founded on higher standard, rights freedom of great values.
The game of Tennis belongs to us ALL…Mary Carillo you’re wrong it’s Not only yours
Serena is America…point blank.farthermore, all the great things she’s accomplished you nor I can’t take it away.
Nor use a person’s shortcomings as a weapon to destroy& willfully tarnish them…
Who do U think U R “Edgar Hoover????”
Would you “stop with the mud slinging its NOT cute …get over your self? (I use to put you in such High regard but now on a scale to 1-10
I rate my respect for you at a -2.
You’ve verbally cussed & dammed Serena during your commentating I never thought you would be no more than a Stand up fair kinda Gal..ooh boy was I ever wrong. I took pride in listening to YOu about the love of the game of TENNIS, but I saw the real You…Mary Carillo, An aged critical bias monster. Sadly, I have no desire to hear nor view while your spew out venom…sigh.. Get it together guys..!
A true Fan
I am so glad to find a forum of people who are as equally outraged by Mary Carillo’s admonishment of Serena. She absolutely has a bias against the Williams sisters and took this opportunity to pounce on Serena. Where was the outrage when Roger Federer said shit on national television while cursing out the chair? Mary chuckled it off to a boys will be boys, while trying to be one of the boys in the booth. I am a man, and believe Mary is a disgrace to women – a sellout and a complete hypocrite. Mary practically led a media lynchmob against Serena interjecting her personal opinion that Serena should be suspended. What a complete and total idiot to bite the hand the feeds her. Without the Williams sisters, American tennis, both male and female would be practically non-existent. Who does Mary think the American viewers have been tuning in over the last 10 years to watch that match Ms. Carillo is covering? Fire this moron, please, and stop subjecting us to her unprofessionalism in the booth.
Mary Carillo is a strange lesbian it’s like she hates women or something. Mary seems like a sexist lesbian she’s weird.
Mary Carillo, not only are your comments harsh on Serena, they are sexist. McEnroe, consistently used bad language. I can’t believe the line judge feared forher life,in front of thousands of people, come on and SHUT UP!!!! I think you shoudl be fired. I was angry just listening to you. Double standard for men and women in Tennis it appears. I hope Tennis does try to fine Serena stiffer penalties and she files a succussful lawsuit.
I like Mary Carillo and think she is insightful. So what if she wasn’t that great a player herself. Most successful coaches weren’t either, which shows that doing and knowing about are two different things. And I’m sure she was vastly more successful on the court than her detractors themselves. Are they jealous of her? As for good Christian girl Serena’s outburst, I noticed she took a long look at the lineswoman before she advanced on her. Nice of her to pick on a minority of small stature. I’m betting she wouldn’t have threatened some big black linesman.
I agree 100%! After Venus and Serena won the doubles title Patrick McEnroe was interviewing them. Serena started the interview off saying how bad she felt for her actions etc and that she loved her fans and that was no way to act. McEnroe then turned around and asked about the rant. Venus, who had been standing by, leaned in and told McEnroe that it was time to move on as the crowd booed.
Carillo is so negative she can barely contain her venom most days. When she was calling the double match she went into this long commentary on Black and Huber’s background and what a fine family pedigree etc…she does not like Williams’ sisters and it is very evident, but who do you complain to?
Hello Rachel here is the link you can complain to ESPN Television:
http://espn.go.com/sitetools/s/contact/espntv.html
Ok, I know that this is a very late post, but it’s still within the calendar year.
I think that some of you are way too critical of Mary, why? Because I watch tennis religiously, and never miss a match, but when I hear compliment’s being given to the Williams sisters, 90% of the time it’s coming from Mary Carillo, and that is a FACT!
You couldn’t pay the men such as Martin Navratilova, John Macenoe, Daren Cahill, Bud Collins or Brad Gilbert, to give Serena Williams a compliment and mean it from the heart. If you do hear them say anything positive about her, it’s simply because they are paid to BE NICE on television, because we all know that tennis was and somewhat still is one of the sports that was operated by nothing more than common law Nazi’s in a suit! And now they’re trying to clean up their act (JUST A LITTLE BIT) so that they are not taken off the air.
It’s that tennis rat pack with a bunch of old fossils in it such as, Billy Jean King, Martina’s rough & tough thuggish manly looking ass, and old ass Bud Collins whom I cannot stand, and Bud Collins is so damn old, he has got to be in his damn Late Hundreds!
They act as if it’s going to end their fkn careers if they give Serena Williams a compliment, but they’ll roll out the fkn red carpet for their darling princess of tennis Maria Sharapova and say wonderful lovely sweet things about her all day, but Serena Williams silenced those fossils at the 2007 Australian open, when she straight up dismantled, spanked, and beat her ass in the pavement pound for pound silly sideways. Maria was so damn tired from getting ass raped on the court, that they had to remove her 6 ft 2 tall Amazon looking ass off the court on a stretcher & a respirator.
If the 2007 Australian open didn’t silence those old ass closet racist who are commentators at those tennis matches, then the next Williams & sharapova meeting did, when they met at the Sony Ericson tour in Florida that year! And poor Maria Sharapova, she tried to act as if she wasn’t timid & afraid, but even Stevie Wonder could see that she wanted no part of Miss Williams, but when Serena was finished with sharapova on that court, there was bleach bottle blonde hair scattered all over the place, like a dog shedding it’s hair in his kennel, and there was nothing sharapova could do, except take another brutal ass beat down as she did from Miss Williams. Shortly after that, John “the nazi” Macenro started to say nicer things about Serena Williams, but Daren Cahill is still a hater.
That is also when I started to hear Mary Carrillo giving Serena Williams credit, and to this day, she is by far one of the few tennis commentators who will credit the Williams sisters.
If I could fire two tennis commentators, I would first start with that fkn nazi John Macenoe, and that hateful thug Martin Navratilova!
That is how you clean up the place, by crippling them without their leaders.