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Is Sarah Jessica Parker Really The Ugliest Woman In The World? Monday , March 24 , 2008

Posted by orvillelloyddouglas in Thoughts.
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According to Maxim Magazine, Sarah Jessica Parker is the ugliest female celebrity in the world.  Remember, Maxim is a heterosexual men’s magazine and according to the male readers of Maxim SJP is unattractive. SJP has complained in the press about Maxim, but I feel she’s being a bit hypocritical. SJP is a businesswoman, she is selling her image as a standard of beauty that women should aspire to.

I guess because I am man, I don’t completely understand why any woman would want to look like SJP? SJP has a gawky anorexic kind of body she is simply too thin she has no meat on her bones. Sarah Jessica Parker has thin hips, a masculine jaw line,  bony arms, thin legs, her face looks rough like sandpaper.

Sarah Jessica Parker has a very scary appearance this woman looks like she smokes a pack of cigarettes a day.

SJP has also attempted to maintain her so called “beauty” through fitness trainers, designers, make up artists, stylists, to look beautiful. So why is SJP lying that she’s trying to achieve this beauty standard? How many women in North America aspire to be just like SJP? SJP is aspiring to be pretty so why is she so upset when Maxim shatters the mystique around her and state the honest truth? SJP is not attractive even though she thinks she is.

I read an article that SJP made over $25 million in endorsements from selling various products. SJP has always been very cognizant of selling the image of beauty and trying to achieve this beauty even though she’s an average looking woman. SJP has a cosmetic line, she was a former spokeswoman for The Gap. SJP has always presented the image that she cares very much about her appearance and about profiting from her appearance. So why is SJP surprised that Maxim is challenging her?

Has Maxim forgotten about Sandra Bernhard? The comedian Sandra Bernhard has a bad personality and her face looks like it was smashed by a dump truck. Sarah Jessica Parker’s co stars on Sex And The City Kristen Davis and Kim Cattrall are very beautiful women I can understand why men would be sexually attracted to them.

Sarah Jessica Parker certainly isn’t gorgeous like Jennifer Love Hewitt, Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, or Halle berry that’s for sure. Sarah Jessica Parker also doesn’t have the firm voluptuous ass, tight thighs, pugnacious breasts, and all the curves in the right places she’s too skinny. Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t an ugly woman either there is just nothing about her that is sexually appealing. Sarah Jessica Parker is a decent looking woman though she’s just not hot.

Sarah Jessica Parker shouldn’t lie about the nose job though, she’s definitely had cosmetic surgery. My sister is a huge fan of Sex And The City I don’t understand the show’s popularity. I also don’t understand how all the men would want Sarah Jessica Parker? I realize Sex And The City is a fantasy that an ordinary average looking woman like Sarah Jessica Parker can attract men. Perhaps that’s the appeal of Sex And The City?